Sunday, June 28, 2009

Outsider Perspective

Man, what was that last post about? I had completely forgotten I had written it. I think I might have been half asleep or under a severe fever or even possibly drunk, some sort of mind warp happened on me and I swear I didn't write that. Only I did. Cus again: what was that about? Finding this mystery blog that you totally wrote and you find that you're blabbering about TRADING SPACES. Man I'm a loser. In the best sense of the word. Honestly I'm kind of happy with what a loser I am cus I don't like to take myself too seriously and enjoy stupid things and laugh at myself for doing them. But that doesn't change that fact that whoever wrote that blog was a loser. HAHA. Hilde and Doug (not names you throw around as though everyone knows what you're talking about because they're ic0nic like Madonna and Elvis and you can just refer to them by a mono-name now) take themselves too seriously? Maybe you, alternate-dimention-me, are taking Trading Spaces too seriously. And even if what they did was out of line, who cares enough to blog about it. Shouldn't you be blogging about some new pressing world changing news that needs to be discussed and "hmmmm"ed over...ya know, like, say, um....Michael Jackson dieing or something. If there's any excuse for turning yourself into a blogger it's some sort of great reason like having something that the masses will actually care to hear you talk about. Get on it. That's pretty lame though, trying to do something wonderful just so you can blog about it. But I suppose you should still blog now incase you do something even more wonderful; so ambiguous and magnanimous that they will want to hear about it through the ages, and publish it, and annotate it and foot-notes it and even cliff-notes it.